Chapter 1: I can only use Heal

A/N: I suddenly came up with this so it’s casually written. I’ll be looking forward to your impressions. I added a bit to the receptionist’s description.

Kookie: Don’t expect regular-ish releases until October. Like I said, this is the middle of my assignment/assessment period. Also, I’m too lazy to do the name annotating thing, it’s really annoying sometimes.
Edit: Changed to colour-coding speech.

I can only use Heal


It’s a clear day today, good for using recovery magic.
I, Arnest, witnessed someone using recovery magic and am now completely engrossed in it.
Originally, one needed to make a huge donation to the church to be taught recovery magic. However, I understood as a child that it wasn’t an amount I could afford, being born in a family of commoners.
So what could I do?
That is, I had no choice but to learn it by myself.

“So let’s do it!”

I cut off my own arm. It hurt considerably in the past, but now it only itches a little.

“Er.. Heal!”

My arm regrows in an instant. Within a few seconds, my arm has completely emerged from my shoulder just like before.
Eh, I’ve learnt recovery magic somehow? To a point where I can manage even if someone is on the brink of death. First it was a finger, then a hand, leg, arm. Generally speaking, I did whatever was possible. But this is probably the limit with self-study. Soon I’ll have to get someone to teach me.

It seems recovery magic is deemed highly valuable just with its aptitude to be used on everything. I think that I’ll be able to save enough for the donation by working hard and doing a little medical treatment in a large town.

I’ll be 16 today. It’s the age where I’m considered an adult. I’ve been patient until now, but that ends today. Today, I’ve already received my parents’ permission to leave the village.

“Hey Nest! You’re going already?”
“Pops! I’ve already finished my preparations so it’s fine!”

I hitch a ride with a merchant caravan and travel with them to town.

The town was massive. Something like my village can’t compare. But the capital is even bigger, which is quite startling.

“E-excuse me.. This is the Adventurers’ Guild, right?”

Currently I’m at the Adventurers’ Guild. I don’t plan on becoming an adventurer.

“It is, are you a new recruit by any chance?”

The reception is full of beauties but this one having long, brown hair down to her waist is impressive. It’s a bit intense for someone like me, who isn’t used to women.

“N-no. I’m not here to register but I wanted to borrow one of the guild’s tables.”

Speaking of the guild, there are many people gathered. Rather than getting my own place, I think it’s better to do it at the guild.

“Err.. What are your plans for that?”

It might just seem that way but I feel like she’s being rather cautious. P-please don’t glare at me like that. I’m afraid to say it so bluntly.

“I-it’s.. like this. T-that.. as work surface…..”

I stuttered too much. But she’s a receptionist. As one would expect, she understood what I wanted to say.

“Oh, so that’s it. I’m sorry. I think it’s alright if it’s that but it’s part of the regulations so I’ll have you meet the guild master, okay?”

To think I’ll see the guild master. Eh, isn’t this a bit hasty?

“Guild master! It’s me, but are you free at the moment?”
“Yeah, it’s fine.”

The receptionist brought me to a room. Inside, was a child.

“H-huh? Why a child…..?”
“Oh, it’s because I’m an elf. We age slowly no matter what. I may look like this but I’m already over 100.”
“A loli-granny!? Ha! Sorry, I came from the countryside so…..”

That’s right, if don’t straighten up, I might not be able to borrow the table.

“This time, this is.. er……”
“Ah, my name is Arnest. Close friends call me Nest though.”
“Understood. So Arnest-san here said he wanted to borrow one of the guild’s tables so he could do some medical treatment.”

Ah, she didn’t go and call me Nest without hesitation. Well it’s true that I wouldn’t be a good match for her, but still!! My appearance score!!! The one that lets everyone say it!!

“So it’s that sort of thing. Er, so you were Nest, right? What recovery magic can you use?”
“Er.. only Heal but is that okay?”

Right, I can only use Heal. I don’t know whether my magic pool is considered large but I think I can use it enough times. Before, I tested how many times I could use it in a day but in the end I cast it from morning to night and still had so much surplus. The magic consumption for Heal might be considered small.

“Hmm. Only Heal, huh…..”

As expected, she’s making a serious face. Who was it! Who said that just being able to use recovery magic is highly valued!

“Actually, there isn’t anyone who can use recovery magic in this town right now. Even if you can only use Heal, there’ll probably be many customers coming to you but I’m wondering if you can handle all that. Also, apparently there are individual differences between healers as a rule, even for Heal.”
“Ah, I should be fine with the number of people. I have plenty of surplus even if I cast throughout the whole day.”
“?.. The magic consumption for recovery magic should be pretty extreme though….? Could it be that Nest isn’t talking about Heal…? He did say he came from the countryside….”

For some reason, she looks down and mutters. Sigh, maybe it really is no good. I can’t just return to the village like this either. Sigh, really, what should I do?

“Hey, Nest. Can you show us your recovery magic? There’s something I want to check.”

Oh, is this perhaps my last chance!? If I fail, there’s no more. I have to do my best.

“U-um, then I’ll cast it now so which should I cut off, both of my arms or both legs? I can’t really use a blade very well so…”

The receptionist and guild master’s voices overlap. Eh, is that not enough…..? Perhaps, my head!?

“Ah, I’m sorry. As one would expect, the head is impossible! I’m sorry!”
“N-no, that’s not it? Or rather, will you be fine with both your arms or legs?”

The guild master and receptionist look at me doubtfully. Hm, what does she mean? It’s not like I would die if I cut off both legs.

“Er.. I’m okay with both arms or legs though….?”
“Guild master, perhaps he’s talking about haemostasis. I’m certain Heal can cure injuries of that level….”
“Hmm, maybe he’s thinking that he can get his arm healed later or something. That’s still quite pitiful so we’ll have him make a little cut at most. It’ll be appreciated if he can cure even that much….”

The two seem to be in deep conversation for some reason. Maybe I’m too incompetent for the guild to use or something…..

“Hey, Nest. It’s fine to just cut your hand a little. You can cut it yourself in that case, right?”
“That’s true, that’s good.”

They seemed to be on the same wavelength but as expected, I’m so incompetent that even cutting is unpleasant…. The guild master really is too unreasonable. Let’s finish quickly and head to another place….

“Er.. A little of my hand, right….? Understood….”

Who’s to blame for the low tension! No, I can’t blame anyone!

I cut off my hand. The hand fell to the floor.


The two made a surprised face. Was my cutting technique really that poor? I was never bothered by it until now though.

“Oi! What are you doing! We only said it’s fine to cut your hand a little, you idiot!! What are you going to do, cutting off your hand!?”

Huh? ..Did I upset her somehow?

“Guild master, focus on treatment rather than that! Nest-san, quickly stop the bleeding!!”

Ah, I got the receptionist lady to call me Nest. She seems rather panicked though. Alright! With just this, I can continue living from tomorrow onwards!


My arm heals. Ah, it’s bad! I made the room all bloody! What to do, they won’t tell them to compensate for the cleaning, will they?

“Er.. I’m finished. But it’s still no good, right, with just this much.”

There’s probably no need to hear the result. Or rather, this is really embarrassing!

“I’ll do the cleaning tomorrow so please let me go home for today…..”

I turn the doorknob with a dispirited countenance.

“Wai.. wai.. wait a moment.”

The receptionist restrains me in a hug from behind. I’ll say it again. Restrains me in a hug. To put it simply, her large chest is touching my back.


Unable to endure that elasticity, I immediately wrench myself away from the receptionist and flee the area.

――――――[Receptionist POV]―――――――――――――――――――――――――

“H-he ran away.”

When I say that, the guild master finally recovered from this situation.

“W-What the hell was that? He said ‘Heal’, but if that’s a Heal then what’s to become of the recovery magic of our world? Trash?”

The Heal he used evidentially deviated from the norm. Just when I thought he cut off his hand, he recovered in a matter of seconds. A new one regrew. What used to be hand is currently lying on the floor.

“A regrettable thing happened.”

He probably won’t come to the guild any more. I don’t know what he intended but if it was going to turn out like this, I should have lent him the table or whatever from the beginning.

“Hey you. The scar on your neck, h-hasn’t it healed?”

It was something I acquired in the past, when I was an active adventurer. I took that opportunity to retire from being an adventurer and take the reception job, everyone in the vicinity felt creeped out because of it. Nowadays it’s covered by the hair I grew out but….
The guild master hands me a mirror.
Reflected was my flawless neck.
I saw that extraordinary recovery, so I could only believe that it was due to him no matter what I considered.

“Nest, huh……”

Somehow, my cheeks feel hot.

69 thoughts on “Chapter 1: I can only use Heal

  1. It’s always better to cut the problems at the root…
    but I think that cutting the head it’s a liiiitle too much to make a demonstration.

    Just asking, but in the case he cuts his head, what regenerates: the head from the body, or the body from the head?

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        1. In that case clone could be made from a hand just as well. But when recepcionist’s scar healed with his area heal, his hand didn’t turn into full body.


  2. very interesting… another one is added to the queue… I’m going to die from all the Light novels I’m reading, and now you go and add another one, you demon.

    Thank YOU 🙂

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  3. Looking good~ I hope there’s more comedy and harem. Looking at that kid, he’s so humble it’s pitiful, and quite perfect for butt monkey materials.

    Thanks for the chapter!


    1. well, he’s from the country side so common knowledge between different places tend to differ…
      even so, something sure is wrong with him to think like that . . .


      1. Like I said, pitiful. If Heal was such a rare magic then just the fact that he learned it via self-study is something to be proud of and have confidence in. Furthermore, even without common knowledge, the degree of injuries a body can take before dying is limited, and quite frankly he went as close to that limit as any, being able to go as far as generating lost limbs – even admitting to be capable of doing it all day long. And yet, he still acted as if he’s the worst thing ever.


    1. O_o that’s quite a level of future vision you got there!
      Well…When it happens, let’s leave it to our loli baba guild master over there~


  4. Wow thanks! I was hoping someone would translate this one after I saw it in the recent Web Novel rankings. Great translation, and perfectly legible. Can’t wait for the next chapter 🙂

    This is hilarious. You have to be a super hardcore healer to be willing to chop off your own limbs to train your skills. I can only imagine the piles of body parts that he’s buried/thrown away. Boy someone is going to freak out when they dig those up. They’d think it’s all from some really insane serial killer that liked collecting body parts or something.

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  5. somewhere in the future~
    arnest would be in an army.
    the army is called “army of immortals” because they keep healing every time someone is cut.
    when someone dies, he gets resurrected the next moment.
    (that would be epic.)


  6. Wow this guy is really visious . And twisted . I mean he can cut off his limbs and it only iches .

    I just cant get the image of a little boy cutting off his limbs with a big smile on his face


  7. I’ve come to learn that a MC who mutilates themselves to train defense/recovery skills tend to be truly competent and mildly bat-shit crazy…


  8. “I cut off my own arm. It hurt considerably in the past, but now it only itches a little.”

    When i read him said so casually.. i said in my mind : WTF ?!
    Btw it’s a area effect heal?


  9. Ummm…. So, yeah…. Well, I know this is stupid, but…. Oh well, please forgive me for this, but I can’t help but wondering if that [Heal] also return a woman’s hymen…. Because it could be a problem depending on how you look at it.


  10. what a 1st chapter. I was just reading the beggining when all of a sudden he cut his arm off, and I was like ^&*&^**, damn ur hardcore son I have new respect for healers everywhere.


  11. That has actually happened with a scientist, apparently for science he had his head cut off with a guillotine he was conscious for around 15 seconds(they tested by having him blinking.) so if arnest and he had his voicebox and vocal cords he should be able to.


  12. sorry but I have to do this

    it would seem that this series is going to get out of ‘hand’
    I’ve got to ‘hand’ it to ya, ya did good.
    they should have offered him a ‘hand’ from the beginning.
    last but certainly not least, they sure missed out on a ‘hand’some guy right there


    1. I’m concerned about that, but even more so I’m concerned about whether or not he has tried to cut off his own dick/balls or not. I kinda get the feeling that this guy doesn’t have any common sense whatsoever and wouldn’t shy away from doing so, he actually thought it’d be okay to cut his own head off if he would only be able to heal it, so cutting his small head off wouldn’t surprise me in the least.

      Oh, and his magic is damn OP, the system it works on is too(that body parts healed do not make the cut off limb disappear like I usually see in novels). If there’s a famine, he can cut off limbs and parts of animals and regrow them, rinse and repeat. Even if he finds himself starving somewhere with no animals, he could eat his own meat, although that thought sickens me it would be possible to survive easily, well, if there’s some water too. I don’t know if he could replenish his blood with recovery magic too, maybe he could drink his own blood too.. Hahaha. 😛


  13. Umm….. I’ve only read a few sentences and he cuts off his arm!!! From the shoulder no less!! Is he mentally ill? 😕


  14. Must be freaking creepy around his village, arms, legs, fingers and hands littered here and there, cut off… Freaking horror movie… and does he not have any sense of pain whatsoever?

    Oh, and I’m usually fine with girls that are easy to “capture” since I don’t expect too much of the romance in novels like this, but what the hell… She’s getting the hots for him because he accidentally healed a scar? Not something like saving her life, curing an incurable disease, saving her friend/family or anything like that, but rather just healing a scar(likely without intending to) that, although unpleasant for a young woman, is possible to hide and doesn’t really matter that much? Really? Especially when he’s acting like a introverted kid with no social skills whatsoever? I guess she’s got weird tastes. I don’t mean love at first sight is wrong(totally fine with that since some people act with their libido as long as someone fits their tastes, it’s acceptable), but here it’s portrayed as if she didn’t think much of him, just another village guy, and then BAM she falls in love for something fairly minor that he didn’t even intend to do, just feels wrong.

    Don’t get me wrong, although these points do grind my gears a bit, I actually liked this chapter and his character. Seems interesting, should be possible to wring out some nice comedy out of this and I laughed a little at his antics. I don’t think I can expect any real story and there will probably be a lot of weird parts and plot holes that would get irritating, but if one just believes that will happen and prepares for it, I think it will be a nice read 😀 Kinda gets the “only read for gags/comedy” vibe from this novel, and I really like novels like that once in a while.


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