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If that was a lie…..
“Hey Nest, wake up.”
“I-I’m tired today so I’m sleeping….”
I’m sorry for Aura who came to wake me, but I’m tired from yesterday’s matter so I want to sleep more.
“You can’t. We have work today, everyone in the subjugation party is waiting for you.”
“I’ll take a day off work.”
“I already said you can’t. Look, stop being so irresponsible and get up!!”
Aura takes away my blanket. With no other choice, I go to work today as well.
Yesterday I fought an army of goblins. I thought that detaining them was the best action I could take but in the end, the goblins were so weak that I annihilated (?) them all.
I had my face covered by the hood so I don’t think I’ve been exposed though.
However, there is something bothering me about what I’ve been hearing from the voices in the vicinity.
“Hey, did you hear!? The story about the one who annihilated the monster army single-handedly!”
“I know! The [Jet-black Saviour]-sama, right!”
Who’s that!? No, the [Jet-black Saviour]-sama is obviously me but….. even so, it’s so uncool!! What’s with that [Jet-black Saviour] title !!
Whild groaning, I hear of someone’s suspicions.
“Um.. That [Jet-black Saviour]-sama wouldn’t happen to be Nest, would it?”
“Uuh….”
Come to think of it, I never told Aura and the others. I wanted to keep it a secret if possible….
“Eh, it might be Nest, really?”
“Hmm, I wonder. He did leave the town for a bit though.”
“Sigh.. You don’t have to hide it. It’s not like anyone is criticising you….”
I decided that it wasn’t good to continue hiding it from Aura and the others so I told them the story while removing some of the facts.
By ‘some of the facts’, I mean the part where I’ve been constantly cutting off my arms or legs. After coming to this town, I learnt that that was abnormal so I stopped doing it recently but I can still do it whenever I want.
But I can’t let Aura and the others worry so I stayed silent about it.
Everyone promised to keep my secret, so it shouldn’t be discovered.
There is one person I underestimated though. Who? Asha-san, of course.
Awaiting us at the guild wasn’t the injured subjugation members, nor was it the housewives. It was a smiling Asha-san.
“Arnest-san, can I have a moment?”
Ah, she’s totally angry. She’s being all formal and calling me Arnest.
“Arnest-san, do you know why I called you?”
The reason Asha-san is calling me over should be because I went home without doing anything yesterday, huh.
“Err.. because I didn’t help the subjugation yesterday?”
“No? It has nothing to do with that.”
Asha-san refutes my words with a smile still on her face.
“Um.. then….”
What else did I do to be called out like this? It shouldn’t be that I went to assault the goblins alone yesterday….. eh, it shouldn’t be, right…?
“You don’t know? Then shall I tell you?”
This Asha-san has a smile fixed on her face. It’s seriously scary.
“Then I’ll get to the point, that [Jet-black Saviour]-sama is you, right?”
I-I was exposed!! H-how come!?
“N-no? I-Ith’s no’ me!?”
Ah, I bit my tongue again. This feels like déjà vu.
“Really, is that so? I’ll believe you then but if that was a lie….. You understand the consequences, right? (smile)”
“I-I’m sorry!! It was a lie! It was me!!”
“Good. Ah, I just wanted to make sure. You don’t have to worry about it, okay?”
A-Asha-san is too scary….
Let’s not make her angry….. I’ll take this to heart.
“B-but how did you know it was me?”
“I know that much. Because in this town, the only one at that level is Nest.”
“Eh, but I’ve never fought monsters before though?”
“When I watched you cut off your hand last time, I had thought you were very good with a knife.”
S-so she thought such a thing. That’s incredible, Asha-san…. Even though I didn’t notice it at all…
“I know that Nest-san is strong but don’t be too reckless! Because even I will get worried….”
“Ah, yes. I’m sorry.”
“Jeez. Do you really understand??”
She glares at me with upturned eyes. I was surprised by Asha-san’s unusual actions.
“S-so even Asha makes that kind of face. Honestly, it’s unexpected but it’s c-cute, you know?”
I only realised that I was saying something embarrassing halfway through but I couldn’t leave my sentence unfinished! Or so I had thought, but I was so overcome by embarrassment that I ended up turning the last part into a question.
“W-what are you saying!? Please don’t say such strange things!!”
Leaving behind those words, Asha-san ran away. I really can’t match up to her, huh…..
I forgot to mention but the medical treatment for the subjugation party kept me so busy that I thought I’d die.
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haha Ty for the chap
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thankz for the chapter.
lolx. in the end, it is not a secret from his harem.
thats usual from the normal harem chapter…
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RIAAAA
Oh god…. i love you kookie #nohomo
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Fake~
Oh Life… Meatbun loves Kookie~ #foodlove
XD
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Woo back to the harem!
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Thanks for the translation~
Sho cute xD
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Those gifs help portray this story so well. Thanks for the chapter.
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That gif,, isn’t that Haruhi? Fujioka Haruhi oh well. But damn, i thought it going to be secret yet this chapter destroy that. Can’t wait for next chap.. Btw, Thanks for the chap!!
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thanks for the release
and you have very good taste in picking picture that go will with the chapters
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Wonder what Asha and the guild master will do, knowing that Nest is the one that soloed an entire goblin army equivalent in size to the one that the experienced, veteran adventures faced, and despite giving the adventurers an hour and a half head-start, Nest still managed to kill the last goblin by the time the adventurers arrived.
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Kookie-sama.
I was surprised that this novel already became the #1 novel in novelupdates.com ranking. Its not even 1 week since you started translating this.
look here.
http://www.novelupdates.com/series/seijo-no-kaifuku-mahou-ga-dou-mitemo-ore-no-rekkaban-na-ken-ni-tsuit/
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I think that’s refering to the syosetu.com rankings but it hasn’t really been updated, the rankings for this novel have dropped slightly since then
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That ranking also includes chinese and other novels. I doubt syosetsu includes foreign novels into their ranking system.
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hmm… wow, a lot of it is probably due to it being a new series with quick updates but that’s still pretty good ^^
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Thanks for the quick updates, though you haven’t announced them on MBC.
What takes longer translation or finding the right gif?
Look forward to next update
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It’s because my TLs get released throughout the day and I don’t want spam MBC with posts so I plan to make a post at the end of the day with all the updates.
Translation definitely takes longer, me finding GIFs is just a procrastination thing and I won’t spend tha-t long looking for GIFs (I’ll search for something else if I can’t find what I’m looking for)
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As long has the gifs stay awesome we don’t mind
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So you say, but many an hour lost in quick searches 🙂 Well thanks again it’s good fun, reminds me more and more of death march
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Thanks for the chapter!
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Thank you for the chapter!
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The main character is so cute around girls. Thanks for the translation.
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Thanks for the new chapter! Nice tsundere moment by Asha.
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Thank you for the chapter Kookie-san
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Thank you for the chapter. Good work!
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arigatou gozaimasu~!
kookie-san/chan are you a male or female?
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Kookie is a female, her profile is in https://ohanashimi.wordpress.com/about/
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Thanks for the chapter!
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Oh god my prediction was right. He feels no pain and he just keeps healing himself. This guy is almost the perfect fighter.
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Koooookie!!!!! I like your picture of a bird as your avatar!!! Also thanks so much for all your hard work! This one is really amusing!!! Lastly, who was that white-haired red-eyed person with the knife in the gifs from before? I’m reallllllly interested~~~~ Thanks very much~~~
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Bell from dungeon ni deai o motomeru
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‘Twas the World’s Fastest Rabbit.
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Thank you
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Thanks for the chapter
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Thank you
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So much for him being ambiguous
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you’d expect a healer in a party is the weakest and a priority target but…..
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That remind me of the a monster at breath of fire series that heal thousand every turn and the only way to defeat it is to have successfully chain attack that cause more than what it heal.
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Ha…so silly….Asha really is cute
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Thanks for the chapter.
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Hes like a lizard that cuts a tail a lot. Interesting I love Asha from all of them. Screw the rest. The harem is becoming too big and overwhelming lol
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“Really, is that so? I’ll believe you then but if that was a lie….. You understand the consequences, right? (smile)”
Dropped after this bullshit (smile).
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By ‘some of the facts’, I mean the part where I’ve been constantly cutting off my arms or legs. After coming to this town, I learnt that that was abnormal so I stopped doing it recently but I can still do it whenever I want.
Really? So no one told him? He filled up the village with countless separated arms, fingers, hands and legs, but all of them were like “Oh my son, it’s totally normal to repeatedly mutilate your own body, I did it when I was young too”? Were their village filled with some hardcore regenerating emos or something? 😀
“B-but how did you know it was me?”
“I know that much. Because in this town, the only one at that level is Nest.”
“Eh, but I’ve never fought monsters before though?”
“When I watched you cut off your hand last time, I had thought you were very good with a knife.”
Okay, by that logic… let’s send over all our worlds great medical surgeons. The demon lord won’t even know what cut him up, mwahahahaha.
Fcking hell, being good at cutting off your own limbs doesn’t make you a skilled knife wielder neither does it makes you a good fighter… He knows how to efficiently cut off his own body parts, that doesn’t give him any great skill in combat, he can at most cut people up easier, but dodging lethal hits like decapitation and fighting enemies while surrounded by hundreds or thousands of enemies are not really something you would be able to do…
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Thanks for doing this chapter!😊
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Jet-black Saviour-sama~ Lol! So Chuuni! No wonder Arnest is cringing.
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